Work Horror Stories: The Spookiest (and Funniest) Scares From My Career šš»

Ah, Halloweenāthe time of year when we embrace the spooky, the chilling, and the downright scary. And honestly, if youāve been working for long enough, you know that some of the spookiest stories donāt need costumes or haunted houses. Work can be downright terrifying! From out-of-scope nightmares to the horror of public speaking, here are some of the most spine-tingling moments from my career.
The Bloody Nose of ā02 š
Picture this: Iām strolling down the hallway, minding my business, and a coworkerācaught up in a lively conversationāaccidentally swings her fist my way. Wham! Right in the nose. Blood everywhere. I had a nosebleed that lasted a good 20 minutes. My poor coworker was horrified, apologizing like Iād just signed my life away in blood, but it was honestly hilarious. Lesson learned: workplace hazards arenāt always what youād expect.
Deer in the Headlights (Literally) š¦
There I was, at a work event in Utah, soaking in the scenery and bonding over dinner with local attendees. It was a perfect, peaceful nightā¦until our drive back, when we hit a giant deer. The poor deer! The driver barely missed a beat, pulling over, calling highway patrol, and moving on like this was a regular Tuesday night. Meanwhile, Iām sitting there, haunted by Bambiās ghost, wondering if Iād just witnessed a horror movie in real life. Note to self: wildlife crossings are not a myth.
Printing Disaster š»
Early in my career, I made a classic rookie mistake on a printed mailingāan error that went out to tons of people. My bossās boss found out, and she was like a villain in a horror movie, calling me in to discuss it. My pulse was racing, my hands were shakingā¦but somehow, she wasnāt mad, because Iād fixed it before she even knew. Still, I was absolutely petrified. Lesson learned: always double-check everythingā¦unless you enjoy heart-pounding, last-minute panic attacks.
The Scope-Creep Monster Attacks! š
Then, there was the time a client absolutely lost it on me. The work weād committed to was way out of scope, and we didnāt realize it until the developer (our unsung hero!) pointed it out. Cue the angry client and me, realizing I was on the front line of this battle with zero armor. Pro tip: have a crystal-clear scopeā¦or risk getting a frightful earful!
Nightmare on Temple Street š
Working at Temple University had its fair share of frights, but nothing could beat walking to my car late at night in North Philly. Picture it: a dark, sketchy parking lot, stepping over passed-out strangers, and trying to remember everything Iād ever learned from horror movies. It was a horror flick without the cameras. Spoiler alert: I survived, but those walks to the car were the ultimate test of nerves.
Stage Fright From the Depths of My Soul š¤
One of my all-time scariest work moments was stepping onto a stage for the first time to speak. Why would I voluntarily put myself in the spotlight, where every awkward move and nervous quiver is amplified tenfold? Well, fast forward to this month, at the Digital PM Summit, where I faced that fear again after a long hiatus. Let me tell you, it was just as nerve-wracking as the first time. If thatās not horror, I donāt know what is.
Work has a funny way of throwing us into some truly terrifying situationsāsome serious, some ridiculous, and others just plain weird. Whether itās accidentally getting punched, confronting an angry client, or trying not to faint on stage, each of these āhorror storiesā has turned into a memory (and lesson) that I carry with me.
Now, itās your turn to share! Whatās the scariest thing thatās happened to you at work? Drop your story in the comments on my LinkedIn post, and letās keep the (more realistic, less gory) Halloween spirit alive! šš»
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